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New Year's resolutions

Same Old New Year

January 4, 2021

It’s a brand-new year and it’s time again to make New Year’s resolutions. According to a recent survey,…

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Dear Santa

December 5, 2020

Dear Santa: We are writing on behalf of our client, Matt, who may or may not have met…

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Crack Whores at Thanksgiving

November 10, 2020

When I was young and still single my family would insist that I bring “someone” to Thanksgiving dinner.…

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Sugar, Sugar

October 29, 2020

Halloween is upon us and that means candy! Uhm, uhm, good. Here’s a list of my 10 favorite…

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Good Old Fashion Slang Words

October 22, 2020

Sometimes in the heat of an argument I like to use old slang words just to mix it…

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My Wife’s Soundtrack

October 12, 2020

Do you ever hear a song that reminds you of a place, time or person in your life?…

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